{"id":422,"date":"2015-01-09T14:18:37","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T11:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/?p=422"},"modified":"2016-01-15T13:59:18","modified_gmt":"2016-01-15T10:59:18","slug":"my-christmas-tummy-and-nosy-auntie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/?p=422","title":{"rendered":"My Christmas Tummy and Nosy Auntie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/My-Christmas-Tummy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-423\" src=\"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/My-Christmas-Tummy-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"My Christmas Tummy\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/My-Christmas-Tummy-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/My-Christmas-Tummy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/My-Christmas-Tummy.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>After dinner last night a certified wiseacre poked my slightly protruding Christmas tummy and announced to everyone who cared to listen how it&#8217;s easy to gain, but near impossible to shed a bulge. Never one to take well to being made an example of, the hour hand has reclaimed its rightful place on my opportunity clock. No, I don&#8217;t have any use for an alarm clock! Adieu Fudgy Brownies and Chocolate Chip cookies. So long Christmas Cake. Hello Road! Come on now Press Bench. And where&#8217;s the Juicer?! I&#8217;ll indulge again when the 21 days of Christmas come around again. After all, Christmas comes only once a year! And dare that nosy auntie of mine touch my stomach again. Oh! I fear for her already. Lol:))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After dinner last night a certified wiseacre poked my slightly protruding Christmas tummy and announced to everyone who cared to listen how it&#8217;s easy to gain, but near impossible to shed a bulge. Never one to take well to being&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/?p=422\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":425,"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions\/425"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacob.zikusooka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}