Gotta love my neighborhood in Kampala.
And the undisputed superstar of the village is our flashy, forever-serving LC1 Defense Secretary. I just drove past him, smiling to himself – ear to ear, walking in italics. And it’s not evening yet. Last I encountered him (late one night after I’d been burning the midnight candle at the office), I had to swerve sharply off the road into the bush; it was pitch dark then but he was donning his signature sunglasses, ocean blue suit and matching tie.
Had it not been that he was merrily singing his lungs out, he was a gone-goner that night. This I tell you. At that very late hour, he had gone beyond striding in italics to outright zig-zagging in the middle of the road. From the look of things, he didn’t have a care in the world. Clearly, his liquid courage had given him an unnecessary amount of confidence to last him one night.
The LC1 Defense Secretary. He is a friend of mine. Even after I passed a public no-confidence vote in his entire LC1 Committee at our village meeting many years ago. On my way out to the office tomorrow morning, I’ll stop by his office. God knows the defense secretary is a pretty decent and humble chap, to even a fault, when he’s sober. I’ll ask 3 minutes of his daytime.
I’ll tell him it’s rude to point at people as he goes about his most delicate art (or is it a science?) of jaywalking – while at the same time randomly crossing his legs on our narrow community roads. I’ll tell him the devil is a liar. And that Johnnie Walker is his agent;-) #Sunday
October 29, 2019 at 8:49 pm
Italics??
October 29, 2019 at 8:50 pm
Let us know how it goes, Jacob! ?
October 29, 2019 at 8:50 pm
Genza Peter Mark Rwomushana and Jacob Zikusooka start doing writing masterclasses at your high school alma mater!
October 29, 2019 at 8:50 pm
You now live in Beverly Hills, CA – 90210?
October 29, 2019 at 8:51 pm
Only Erratic guardsmen walk in italics! Your area is secured! ??
October 29, 2019 at 8:51 pm
I saw the pun in Johnnie Walker (walking on his head?) ?
October 29, 2019 at 8:51 pm
We need to ghost writer a book. You cannot make this stuff up
I can only imagine if (former) US Secretary of State Condalezza Rice behaved in such a fashion what the world would be like.
October 29, 2019 at 8:52 pm
Walking in italics.?
October 29, 2019 at 8:52 pm
Nice piece. Keep them coming …
October 29, 2019 at 8:53 pm
U may have to leave the john walker dude out of that conversation..
October 29, 2019 at 8:53 pm
I was confused whether to click the “love” reaction or the “Laugh” reaction. As usual loved every bit of it. especially the phrases – *his liquid courage had given him an unnecessary amount of confidence* *3 minutes of his daytime* Go on Jacob Zikusooka my brother
October 29, 2019 at 8:53 pm
Ahaaa walking in italics ?
October 29, 2019 at 8:54 pm
Oh Dear. God lead you and open his eyes/ears Walking in italics…
October 29, 2019 at 8:54 pm
But you Jacob, you need to start saying clearly when you are in Kampala so that Julie Kasujja and I can bother you properly! We have a case against you.
October 29, 2019 at 8:55 pm
Awwwww! My heart! You are the best! Thank you so much
October 29, 2019 at 8:56 pm
Jacob Zikusooka , find me. Now I know where you are ?
October 29, 2019 at 8:56 pm
She wants to show you her new shoes
October 29, 2019 at 8:56 pm
Hahahahaha ! Julie Kasujja come here and announce
October 29, 2019 at 8:56 pm
Jacob Zikusooka no excuses. We are back now.
October 29, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You crazy Jacob Zikusooka ?? Desire Julia K Barugahare, come see this Jacob ?
October 29, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You two are like that bitter – sweet part of life that God knew I needed to have a normal life! My kind of normal
October 29, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You Jacob Zikusooka come over already and stop the shade ?
October 29, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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October 29, 2019 at 9:00 pm
My brother Sridhar, for me who was a firsthand witness, I was at a loss: Should I cry, should I laugh? Or perhaps even do both intermittently;-)
October 29, 2019 at 9:01 pm
Robb Matthan Mbasan, the Defense secretary is the ombudsman of them all. My present concern is that going by this standard, the guardsmen will soon be walking in commas (no pun intended;-)
October 29, 2019 at 9:01 pm
Kwezi, double entendre;-)
October 29, 2019 at 9:01 pm
Desire, if I didn’t know better???♂️??♂️
October 29, 2019 at 9:02 pm
Desire, Julie: Find me here in the next 45 minutes?
October 29, 2019 at 9:02 pm
Desire, see the grief a brother gets in Kampala (all the way from the Waterfront in Capetown)???
October 29, 2019 at 9:03 pm
Desire, yeah. And then give me the bath soap (to cleanse her conscience – no pun intended;-). That’s all I ever get from all the oversized shopping bags she lags back home from her trips abroad. PS. So she’s actually back? She also needs to announce when she’s back (the way she does when she’s going)???♂️??♂️??♂️
October 29, 2019 at 9:03 pm
Julie (now that you are back), I’ll come by for 1. Supper (no chipped china, please;-) 2. My bath soap. Make ready, will ya’??