When I was growing up, my appetite for reading books was insatiable. I spent all my stipend buying books. Books and more books. But the money was never enough. So one day when I was browsing the bookstore shelves for new title arrivals, I read the back page reviews of this one bestseller. I read the front matter. Now, they say most people only read the first 19 pages of a book but I found myself reading several chapters that Saturday morning. All the while leaning against the book shelf. In those days, folks were more trusting. These days, a minute longer in a bookstore and a nosy attendant will menacingly ask how they can be of help. Like you are an infant that cannot reach the top shelf.
After several “visits” between the shelves, I had completed my all-time favorite biography: IACOCCA – the story of America’s automobile industry captain. Lee Iacocca (he died earlier this month) turned around both The Ford and Chrysler Corporations into the profit-churning behemoths they are today. (One time he and his management team had an altercation with Henry Ford. Mr Ford asked them out of the building, and proceeded to point at the signboard right above it. He curtly asked them: Whose name is up there? Nobody answered but the point had been made. They all went back to the boardroom and acquiesced in his unreasonable demands.) But I digress. My pilgrimage to the bookstore that week was the beginning of a “very bad” habit that stayed throughout my teenage years.
This morning, I dropped by the Intraline office. I found one of the interns unboxing and repackaging an Amazon order (all New York Times’ bestseller books) for our online customer. And what do you know? I volunteered to help. (Let God be true, and every man a liar), I must admit my intentions were less than noble. Yeah. You see, that aforementioned little boy still lives in me. Yeah. But between pushing around a few boxes and sliding back to my old cheapskate, blissful ways, the delivery van arrived. Oh blimey! Killjoys and wet blankets everywhere nowadays.
Please bring back the days of old;-)
October 29, 2019 at 9:50 pm
Aha, Is this why my books delayed by some days ?? ??
October 29, 2019 at 9:51 pm
Jacob Zikusooka You stepped right out of the washing machine ! Couldn’t help but tumble dry ??. I’m one heck of a happy customer though. So keep on reading on
October 29, 2019 at 9:51 pm
?????Gotcha
October 29, 2019 at 9:51 pm
Is there an Intraline office in Kampala, I would like to volunteer.
October 29, 2019 at 9:52 pm
Deal. On my best behaviour.
October 29, 2019 at 9:52 pm
Jacob that looks like chapter 13, in the middle of the book ?. All done in a matter of a few minutes, and the pretext to be of help ??
October 29, 2019 at 9:53 pm
Jacob Zikusooka I hear you bro. Though wasn’t aware of those statistics. I guess that’s why it’s important you continue doing your thing…sneaky peeks into our books ?
October 29, 2019 at 9:53 pm
Oh would definitely love that! Btw I know the address, so…
October 29, 2019 at 9:53 pm
All this reading, not good for the eyesight. However with the wave of marijuana legalization (across the US at least), I suppose glaucoma shouldn’t be a problem. ? So read on, brother! And now we have audiobooks and ebooks… Me, I still love the sound and feel of a turning page. Books do get heavy when you travel. Good to have options. And when I’m done with this aimless wand into my own mind, I’ll pick up a book and read. Currently working on “Between The World And Me” by Ta-Nehisi Coates. Long overdue for me. Check it out. Cheers!
October 29, 2019 at 9:54 pm
Mmm… I, too, love reading so much…
And I don’t discriminate… If it has a good… clean… inspiring story… my sharp nose will be in it… ?
Pssst… Got a good number in my “library” that I haven’t read… yet I’ve owned them for a few years… ?
Lost some good ones (nanti lending) over the years… ?
October 29, 2019 at 9:54 pm
Blimey! So British!
October 29, 2019 at 9:54 pm
I really don’t like reading, but I have to.
October 29, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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October 29, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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October 29, 2019 at 9:56 pm
Several offences were committed in the process.
October 29, 2019 at 9:56 pm
I feel you, Jacob. Read Iacoca’s biography a few years ago as well. I couldn’t put it down. Yesterday I walked into a bookstore and saw the full packs of famous five and secret seven. Nostalgia hit me like it never has before.
October 29, 2019 at 9:56 pm
I think you should link up with Writivism Literary Initiative and enjoy your old habits wherever you fit in there..
October 29, 2019 at 9:58 pm
But, but Alice, this is not how you put out a brother to dry on the neighborhood clothes’ line???♂️
October 29, 2019 at 9:58 pm
Sheila, be good and I’ll let you know when a Kampala book customer orders next???♂️
October 29, 2019 at 9:58 pm
He he he David, my entrepreneur brother, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do (when he has the time to do it;-). PS. That there is quite the treasure trove I was reading. For one, did you know that customers spend 4 times longer on websites with negative reviews, and then go ahead to spend 67 percent more than they ordinarily would? See?
October 29, 2019 at 9:59 pm
Welcome to my world, David Emitu. I visit you a lot, it’s time you also came around to “volunteer”?
October 29, 2019 at 9:59 pm
Lol Alain! I hear you. I have an Audible subscription but any day, any time (even when am traveling) I have a book on me! Very few things beat the feeling of a turning page. PS. Thanks for recommending your current reading – let me check it out!
October 29, 2019 at 9:59 pm
Don’t we all, Rai Henriette;-)
October 29, 2019 at 9:59 pm
Vincent Langariti, yeah. When you start reading books, you’ll be too preoccupied to be a busybody. Yeah. And you’ll stop bothering me too?
October 29, 2019 at 10:00 pm
Mike, I see there’s a new sheriff in town?
October 29, 2019 at 10:00 pm
Stirling, Famous Five? Why, that was an overdose of nostalgia?