One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now. Paulo Coelho
April 6th 2014 (a year today) is a date I will remember for a long time. That date is etched in my memory not for the single feat that I set out to attain but the life lessons learned that I now carry with me. I hope I can somewhere share those nuggets in the story of my 7-day journey to the top over the next so many days.
As a young man with high ideals in my early twenties, I set myself some lofty goals. One of them – summiting the highest point in Uganda – had, more than a decade later, only found a place at the back recesses of my mind and on paper. Sometime in 2012, the idea of climbing the Rwenzoris started floating around on an email forum of mostly diaspora friends I’ve done life with. Once the numbers were confirmed (high school bravado style – we go, we go – you get the drift?!), I didn’t give it much thought save for shedding off the dates scheduled for the climb in my planner. There were so many emails exchanged before the climb that, looking back now (with 20-20 hindsight) I would have done well to read. I always knew Rwenzori was going to be a tough climb but so was I. So I thought. I really did. Again, from my twenties, I have kept a religiously strict exercise regimen that entails running 7-8km, three times a week and a spirited swim over the weekend. But for the frequent travel I do that is a disrupter, am always on the road at the break of dawn every other week day, come hell or high water, and in that water when the week ends.
God gives us good friends. And one of those friends for me is Pendo, a very fine lady. She is always asking questions. The kind that give you reason to pause long enough to realize you were on the brink of jumping headlong into shark infested waters. Knowing my itinerant lifestyle, and having aspired to do the climb herself, I benefitted greatly from the item check-list she passed on to me. After answering a few questions, that is. Gum boots. Gaiters. Rain Poncho. Water Bottle. Fleece wear. No jeans. The list seemed endless but I quickly figured between my camping paraphernalia (my wife and I are outdoor enthusiasts), farm and winter gear, I pretty much had all I needed.
It is Abraham Lincoln who said the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. But that time eventually comes. And April 6th did come. My annual health check had coincidentally been scheduled a few days before this date – a definite boon to my immediate climbing aspiration. Beyond the lab and organ tests, part of the routine I was given was to run up the eight floors to my doctor’s office. I did this in record time, without breaking a sweat. It was near impossible convincing my doctor I had actually run up the stairs, and not used the lift. All done, she gave me a clean bill of health and wished me my hopes.
At this late hour, the other small spot of bother for me was how to (without seeming too fatalistic and almost suicidal) relay to my beloved what to do in the event I made the statistic of those unfortunate souls that do not make it down the mountain. I had the presence of mind to realize that was a real possibility. I know. The things that devil-may-care men such as I do to our loved ones! This was especially critical because the men who know the drill in the event death “occurs to me” where going to be on that mountain with me. Growing up with a father who had a keen sense of his mortality taught me to live with that awareness too. My 16 years in the murky world of business has also taught me to always hope for the best but prepare for the worst. So, in a round-about way (with all the light hearted humor I could muster) I pointed my wife to a folder in the house that had all my key contacts; she knew most of these already but I was not taking chances. That, my Last Will and Testament, and the unmarked envelope. Again, I had to be sure. Even when veiled with laughter and banter, I was shaking like a leaf on the inside thinking what would happen in the most regrettable event something went terribly wrong. Before now, the last time I had signed a death liability indemnity was when I rafted the River Nile (the world’s longest river) and did all 9 rapids of the excursion (complete with several flips) a decade ago. And yet, compared to scaling the Rwenzoris, that was a walk in the park on a cool day. Around that time, I remember chatting with my friend Moses Galukande, a surgeon, who pointed me to the helipad at the hospital where he plies his trade. He told me the biggest number of evacuation operations that chopper handled were answers to distress calls from Adrift and the other companies that arrange white water rafting expeditions. Standing there, I couldn’t help but imagine speaker after speaker at my funeral saying how irresponsible and reckless I had been to put my family in harm’s way. And my friends walking off after, wagging their heads and labeling me “unserious, a loose shirt and a very thin vest.” That’s what I sometimes call them.
July 19, 2018 at 6:31 pm
My goodness Mwanyinzze! !!!!
Firstly your writing style is something else….my oh my.
Am seeking permission, am I allowed to share this or to tag some of my friends? ????????
#crossingmyfingers
July 19, 2018 at 6:34 pm
Thank you Mwanyinazze, permission granted – like you needed it:))
July 19, 2018 at 6:35 pm
Hahahahah. ..
I know the variables am working with….#winkwink
July 19, 2018 at 6:35 pm
My Rwenzorinling buddies…..
Another brilliant piece of work that gives a vivid description of what we are up against.
Jackie Asiimwe-Mwesige, Bernard Tabaire, Michelle Barlow, Sanyu Penelope, Twonjex Mugarura, Wamala Felix, Karamagi Andrew.
July 19, 2018 at 6:36 pm
Julie Nabwire, Daniel Karibwije
July 19, 2018 at 6:37 pm
Titus was in charge of the eats, hope he shared equally with the rest of the group!
July 19, 2018 at 6:37 pm
Sanyu Suraiya Tushabe
July 19, 2018 at 6:38 pm
Eeeeh…..thanks for sharing Jacob Zikusooka this is ….wow….hehhehe i bera pull up my socks…..
July 19, 2018 at 6:38 pm
Men of Purpose back with a bang…..
July 19, 2018 at 6:39 pm
Inspirational chief!! looking forward to more episodes…
July 19, 2018 at 6:39 pm
WANTED
July 19, 2018 at 6:40 pm
..am really humbled & inspired…really feels like you were a soldier going on the frontline, there is coming back or not…last will, important contacts for wife & going with men who knew what to do for any eventualities…kiikaa…
July 19, 2018 at 6:40 pm
Jesooo, Joy, your brother can write a mean piece huh! Is he with you on the climb?
July 19, 2018 at 6:41 pm
Running 7 kilometres…i envy, i cant do mote than 59 metres, i pant too much, yet i can walk
July 19, 2018 at 6:41 pm
This diction and writing calls for a book debut. Please consider writing to simplify depths like the trinity, fall of man and eternity, even ‘women’.
And am looking forward to the events to and down the megerita. Cudos Jacob Zikusooka
July 19, 2018 at 6:42 pm
Julie, if you can walk, you can run. You just have to start small and build on that. And the beauty about running is that unlike many other exercise routines, it’s addictive. Give it a shot:))
July 19, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Jaco I havetried to jog but al I can do is 50 meteres always I wonder why!, bnb
July 19, 2018 at 6:44 pm
Thanks Mark, Taata Wa Leon. Andrew, am humbled. Those are all weighty matters – not too sure I can ably add anything substantive to the existing body of knowledge!
July 19, 2018 at 6:44 pm
Kati Joy as your Metu looks like you have to share some serious staff…Jacob has pointed out issues we don’t normally want to talk about…Of course ojakukomawo just tough discussions we all dodge n pray about…For now I will keep to pictures of the high places…
July 19, 2018 at 6:45 pm
Hahahahahah….
Emma Mugisha….
If and I will use Jacob’s words- by some chance there’s promotion to glory….am certain u will come thru handy. A mean talk should take place….sort of like the doctor’s visit.
Am yr date….
July 19, 2018 at 6:45 pm
Julie Nabwire…
This my Mwanyinzze and his writing skills blows me away neera neera neera. Sometimes I have to ask myself how that could happen when he studied in Kisubi????
#hides…..
July 19, 2018 at 6:46 pm
But seriously Julie….the biggest battle is in the mind. You make up your mind that you will do it taking baby steps and aiming not to give up. The key is in consistency and developing the discipline. You’ve got to want it bad enough to stick there.
The first time I run a marathon….I was bullied by Jacob but he was very helpful. I couldn’t believe I had done it.
Now when I walk I have.to pinch myself to remind myself that it’s actually me. Doing it with friends has made it all the more meaningful and deeply rewarding.
July 19, 2018 at 6:46 pm
Perspective is awesome would be great for the whole crew to write your memoirs of the same trip…where are you other buddies Ian Mugarura this could make a great book…
July 19, 2018 at 6:47 pm
Andrew Epenu…
I totally agree with you. ..
Kikumi kukinaakyo
July 19, 2018 at 6:50 pm
Spot on Joy and Emma! Julie, you should consider joining in with Joy and the gang on their weekend strength building regimens. You’ll definitely be the better for it – mountain climbing aside!
July 19, 2018 at 6:51 pm
Excellent!!!! I shall be following this very closely!
July 19, 2018 at 6:57 pm
Jacob, nanti I am away from home but I swear even when I tell my mind I can do it, the body lets me dow, Nze kuva buto sibyakwekoza, I keep trying to jog run, jog run and I just have to keep at it because this panting is getting to me. shows I am so unfit
July 19, 2018 at 6:57 pm
Julie Nabwire….team up with Jacob once in a while.
U stay in the same city
July 19, 2018 at 6:58 pm
Wowee he will kill me but yes we should, he would puch me to great heights Joy! I wish you were here to…to discipline me on my breakfast smoothie ah!
July 19, 2018 at 6:59 pm
Hahahahaha. …
Let me come…
Atte we are planning a 21day smoothie only challenge. …
July 19, 2018 at 7:00 pm
Ahaa that has to sort me out…naye let it not be next week, I iwll be up and down but thereafter I am ready!
July 19, 2018 at 7:01 pm
This is serious business. Will, Life insurance in place. Huh. So glad you guys all made it back.
The battlefield of the mind.
July 19, 2018 at 7:01 pm
Thanks for sharing. Truly an inspiring and insightful memoir!
July 19, 2018 at 7:02 pm
Grace M Mugabi
July 19, 2018 at 7:03 pm
Jacob….you bring me reality and laughter. …
July 19, 2018 at 7:04 pm
I try:)) Thank you Clare!
July 19, 2018 at 7:05 pm
yeah good like me….
July 19, 2018 at 7:05 pm
Paul coelho haaaa some of the best reading i have enjoyed and would re…read them all tens of times…
July 19, 2018 at 7:06 pm
Brandon Ssemanda