After dinner last night a certified wiseacre poked my slightly protruding Christmas tummy and announced to everyone who cared to listen how it’s easy to gain, but near impossible to shed a bulge. Never one to take well to being made an example of, the hour hand has reclaimed its rightful place on my opportunity clock. No, I don’t have any use for an alarm clock! Adieu Fudgy Brownies and Chocolate Chip cookies. So long Christmas Cake. Hello Road! Come on now Press Bench. And where’s the Juicer?! I’ll indulge again when the 21 days of Christmas come around again. After all, Christmas comes only once a year! And dare that nosy auntie of mine touch my stomach again. Oh! I fear for her already. Lol:))
July 19, 2018 at 10:20 pm
I hope you live through the effort to eradicate the Christmas bulge
July 19, 2018 at 10:21 pm
James, am one very determined fellow especially when provoked. A fortnight will do:))
July 19, 2018 at 10:22 pm
Eat like crap, look like crap.
July 19, 2018 at 10:23 pm
Am reserving the rest of my comments. …although am thrilled by the juicer
July 19, 2018 at 10:24 pm
Ha ha ha! Et tu Mwanyinazze?!
July 19, 2018 at 10:24 pm
Had to read that twice. Thought I was reading a script from Chaucer!
July 19, 2018 at 10:25 pm
Germany gave me enough kilos to go ahead and commit to running the First Ladies half marathon on March 8th. Ran 2x yesterday…I got 2 weeks worth of German chocolate, cheese, and bread to work off!
July 19, 2018 at 10:25 pm
Certified wiseacher….is she on FB…
We need more tummy pokers…
July 19, 2018 at 10:26 pm
Hmmmm Jacob Zikusooka I dont envy u and late that wiseacre stay away from my acre of a tummy
July 19, 2018 at 10:27 pm
You sure had a good time in Germany Anna:). Way to go on the First Lady’s Half Marathon. I need that kind of motivation:-)
July 19, 2018 at 10:27 pm
Joy, the day she shows up on Sugar Mountain will be the day I get my marching orders! This one doesn’t just poke. She POKES:))
July 19, 2018 at 10:28 pm
Lol Rwegaba Dick, I feel you!
July 19, 2018 at 10:29 pm
Hahahahahaha. .
Bambi?!!
Nanti she helped change diapers…and earned the right
July 19, 2018 at 10:29 pm
Onward soldier!
July 19, 2018 at 10:30 pm
Ha ha ha Catherine Kimuli! Ate sikutisatisa…from the days of John the Baptist until now, the Kingdom of God suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force. Lol!
July 19, 2018 at 10:30 pm
Hohoho! Ozze oyokyayoka! #Goodbye39hello40
July 19, 2018 at 10:31 pm
Jacob, you will be fine. You do not have the obesity gene, but keep watch. Whereas it is true that you are what you eat, it is more true that one’s genetic variation, genetic code determines weight and health. Nutrition comes second. Find out your blood group and study what foods are superfoods. Use this as a guide not as obsessive handbook. Drink lemon in water first thing in morning and last at night for a period. This is a powerful liver cleanser, compact with vitamin c, oxygenates body cells and boots and alkaline environment in the body. Lemon outside the body is acidic when it is taken in by body becomes an alkaline! Ask God how hw does that, not me. A healthy body is an alkaline body. An inhealthy body is an acidic body. Happy New Year 2015!
July 19, 2018 at 10:32 pm
Point on Dannyboy Karibwije! This one is a stubborn one that goes out at the end of every January:). Be sure to bump into me in two weeks on one of those mornings on the Northern By-Pass. Happy New Year my good man!
July 19, 2018 at 10:32 pm
Wiseacre…cracked me up. Haven’t heard that word used in like ages. If you can climb Mt. Rwenzori am sure you can do this. Just don’t hurt yourself while at it.
July 19, 2018 at 10:33 pm
Oyogedde Arthur! The roaring 40’s here I come!!!
July 19, 2018 at 10:34 pm
Hahaha! Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by…
July 19, 2018 at 10:34 pm
Oops! I can actually see some weight gain from the cheeks. .. you still look good tho bro Jacob Zikusooka.
July 19, 2018 at 10:35 pm
Ha Audrey, you now give me reason not to take any feed back (in whatever form) from my relatives, near and far. Lol!
July 19, 2018 at 10:36 pm
????????? I have laughed so hard! Ignore the hater and just maintain your fitness routine. You do it for yourself not for them.
July 19, 2018 at 10:36 pm
Nice pic. Yoga yoga Nkhosi.
July 19, 2018 at 10:37 pm
Whoa, Randolph the red-nosed seahorse! We are so undeserving of the couch this January. So undeserving, CB:))
July 19, 2018 at 10:37 pm
You Auntie should become a professional motivator~~~ 🙂
July 19, 2018 at 10:38 pm
Lol Leslie, I have my misgivings but am almost certain she would not draw a paying crowd;).